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Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips
Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!
flap by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

anus flap 

A flap of skin protruding from the anus hole.
"You fucking anus flap" - To abuse/take piss out of a fellow human.
anus flap by CPJP October 28, 2007

mississippi mud flap 

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.
"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

Flabs of Steel 

my stomach has flabs i.e the opposite of abs
friend - I've got abs of steel!

other friend- Oh...I gotta get me some "abs of steel"... I've got "flabs of steel" ...
Flabs of Steel by Walkie-Talkie February 21, 2011
A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.
"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"
fapster by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

lap flap 

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product
person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy