Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

Chocolate Fountain

When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes

Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys

by Jizzues Christ December 25, 2017

Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord May 2, 2018

school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

Trundle frunt

When one takes their gooch mashes any combination of shit, spit, or semen and has a 87 year old Mongolian women eat it out. afterwords you BEAT your retarded step brother while jacking off to Dora The Explorer.

Guy1: did you have a good night?
Guy2: yeah it was cool had my 3rd Trundle frunt.
Guy1: Lucky (commits suicide for not being cool enough)

by The Magnum Dong70 July 16, 2018

Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.

Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night

by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019