Yakarma Farmer

A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.

Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.

100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004

fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

farmer

"Johns" in search of street prostitutes willing to perform various sexual acts involving defecation and (if desired) coprophagia.

Man, I hate when farmers hit the streets and come to me for favors. Why can't I please these guys with some "vanilla" sex once in a while?

by Sniderg September 3, 2008

fargera

Fargera is a little monster.

The baby is being a fargera right now.

by Stins1018 May 3, 2018

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

fargengargle

when you fart when you are gargling

Dude I fargengargled 3 times this morning.

by bill doggy January 28, 2008