The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
by YAWA July 2, 2017
Get the forced family funmug. The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight
Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015
Get the family night fadedmug. A group of Tokio Hotel fans, mainly on Yahoo!Answers, who love the German Band Tokio Hotel.
The 'Tokio Hotel Family' mainly share news, polls and surveys and opinions about the band.
Mainly being girls, they talk about the amazing smexyness of Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav, leaving out male members of the Tokio Hotel Family.
The 'Tokio Hotel Family' mainly share news, polls and surveys and opinions about the band.
Mainly being girls, they talk about the amazing smexyness of Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav, leaving out male members of the Tokio Hotel Family.
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: I love TH! Bill is so cute!
CallistoIsInDollaBillsCloset: Me too I love him!
DOLLA BILL IS IN CALISTOS CLOSET: I'm a guy...
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: How come you're the only guy in the Tokio Hotel Family?
CallistoIsInDollaBillsCloset: Me too I love him!
DOLLA BILL IS IN CALISTOS CLOSET: I'm a guy...
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: How come you're the only guy in the Tokio Hotel Family?
by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ July 14, 2009
Get the Tokio Hotel Familymug. by family force 5 June 24, 2006
Get the family force 5mug. Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings
by The most random person from nw February 18, 2022
Get the The Idaho Walker Familymug. "ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."
--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009
Get the johnson family jewelsmug. A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.
My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.
by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011
Get the unorganized crime familymug.