douchebagery

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.

"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 16, 2008

douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

by defdream September 1, 2009

Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag

by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011

Douchebag

one who moshes in a skankpit.

one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.

one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit

in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings

"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face!"

by nightcrawler March 11, 2005

douchebag

The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker."
From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering.

beachnative420 6 minutes ago

Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?

by big bill1223 July 13, 2010

Douchebag

A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.

Douchebag Activity
Tagging ones name on a anothers picture just to annoy the butt of the joke.

by Word_OF_God May 15, 2011

Douchebag

A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.

George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet.

Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)

Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*

George: What a douchebag!

by UnknownPerson123456 August 21, 2011