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kling a ling a ling dong dandy

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy
by matty July 19, 2006
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Dong Zhuo

The fat tyrant that controlled the young emperor. The allied forces defeated him even though he had hired Lu Bu.
Dong Zhuo is a sick, repulsive man.
by Yukira Tsurama July 2, 2003
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menage a dong

sexual activity involving three dudes. no more. no less. 3 dudes - all must engage in sexual activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a trois'. otherwise see 'gangbang - dong' or 'gang bang - dong'.
Andrew and Braden said it was fun having a 'menage a dong' with Bill; however, since Andrew and Braden didn't mess around, Bill was really 'gang banged - dong'.
by SIK-ENG September 1, 2011
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Donkey Dong

A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.

Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".

Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.
vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!
by vvpimp69vv August 29, 2011
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Dong Sex

Its Where You Dong Your Sex Hole.
Hey Lets Have Dong Sex
by CizreK March 10, 2004
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Tom DeLonge

ok ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who eva sed that tom delonge sucks omg if u sed that then u suck and and who eva sed that their band sucks u suck even harder and u don't kno any thing about music and if u sed that both band and person sucks i am gonna kill u even harder and u suck so much i don't even kno the number its so high
i hate u if u said that
by gwen April 10, 2005
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Diarrhea Dong

When a negro fucks some bitch in the ass then has the ho suck the shit off.
Hey bitch, I would really enjoy a Diarrhea Dong.
by James Dumont October 29, 2006
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