dealio

What a Contracting Officer uses in place of "deal" when he is trying to be cool (read: decidedly uncool).

Larry said to Don "What's the dealio with this mod?"

by xtheowl September 14, 2006

deals

A chicks boobs.

She's got killer DEALS!

by Droops June 20, 2008

Dirty Dealer

The second founder of Pool School with his companion, Buckshot. In the dark, underground street pool-society of Northern Europe, Dirty Dealer is the best dealer without a doubt. Not a single deal is dirty enough for him as he eats dirty deals for breakfast.

Man, that was a dirty deal! But not at all as dirty as a deal Dirty Dealer would make.

by Johnpohn January 22, 2006

gun dealer

someone who deals guns

hey did u meet my gun dealer yet

by xenon222 February 10, 2018

Decalulz

When you lol 10 times.

When I decalulz I often run out of breath. lolololololololololol.

by Lawllerskater January 14, 2009

dealon

A person who sounds like technoblade, and is a simp for and egirl with anime thighs.

"Dealon is a big simp"

by Dumby ♡ August 6, 2021

Complain dealer

1. A person who deals in complaints.

2. A miserly person who frequently bores others with tales of woe.

Jon wouldn't do as I asked, so I had to refer the matter to the complain dealers.

That Jon is always moaning about his lot in life. He's such a complain dealer.

Some complain dealers will charge a 10-basis-point spread on an uncollateralised swap.

by Cornflakey August 24, 2010