When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.
Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."
Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008
Get the Pole Dance mug.The main purpose of Emo Dancing is to show others how completely at one you are with the music. To show how passionate you are about it, like the mentality is "I have nothing else in life, music and self-expression are my everything".
Look out for these Emo Dance moves at a scuzzy, dirty gig venue near you:
1) Primarily practiced by the male of the species, but occasionally by the drunk/high Emo Chick, one holds onto the right ankle with the right hand, and jumps about, moving the leg up and down in a jerk-knee movement in time with excessive head-banging.
2) Emo Chick favourite - the girl puts her arms into the air, or entangles them in her back-combed hair, and jumps up and down, round and round, kicking up the legs as if she's trying to kick her own ass.
3) The classic choice when in an extremely space-limited mosh pit, for either girls or guys. Raise one arm in that stupid fist-and-finger-salute thing, and jump up and down repeatedly.
1) Primarily practiced by the male of the species, but occasionally by the drunk/high Emo Chick, one holds onto the right ankle with the right hand, and jumps about, moving the leg up and down in a jerk-knee movement in time with excessive head-banging.
2) Emo Chick favourite - the girl puts her arms into the air, or entangles them in her back-combed hair, and jumps up and down, round and round, kicking up the legs as if she's trying to kick her own ass.
3) The classic choice when in an extremely space-limited mosh pit, for either girls or guys. Raise one arm in that stupid fist-and-finger-salute thing, and jump up and down repeatedly.
by Poplinda February 6, 2007
Get the emo dance mug.the COOLEST dance EVER. in the HISTORY of STUFF. woot. involves a lot of quazi-sexual wiggling, and a surprising amount of talent. everyone loves bellydancers. and, the fatter, the better.
"hey man, didya see that bellydancer?"
"yea man, she's totally hot and respectable" (i'm not in anyway pushing this)
"yea man, she's totally hot and respectable" (i'm not in anyway pushing this)
by Spargel December 20, 2004
Get the belly dance mug.fucking-retarded, assholes who flip around like the worthless monkeys they are at heavy-music shows. Everytime i see them, they hit people on the offsides and then almost get their asses kicked and they get pissed off at THAT PERSON for almost kicking their ass....its like: "dude, are you a fucking moron? you just kicked that guy!..THAT is why he is about to kill you!" I dont know who started this, but they deserve to die...i think it was the gay-ass emo/screamo/fakepunkish/s ka/indie and whatever else you call that bullshit excuse for distorted guitar and drumming. These kids are not true at all, they're fake and they all hate MTV but they are JUST AS BAD. they are to be shot at once. And if you think im an old-washed up shit: im only 18. thank you. PANTERA
Hardcore Dancing? What ever happened to good old fashion moshpits? oh yeah, the young dumb-fuck generation is here...i forgot. i'm ashamed to be young today.
by brentwwwwwp December 18, 2006
Get the hardcore dancing mug.Hardcore Dancing is a bunch or retards punching and kicking air. It's laughable. Yeah you gotta be in shape to do it and it hurts like hell to get hit, but it looks retarded. I love going to shows to mosh rather than flail my arms around to nothing.
Hardcore Dancing sucks and I hate going to hardcore concerts because of it.
Hardcore Dancing sucks and I hate going to hardcore concerts because of it.
Shit i'm going to a Throwdown concert. I guess everyone will look really angry and try to hurt everyone in the name of a fun time and 12 bucks spent. Fuck that shit.
by watchmedie April 19, 2005
Get the Hardcore Dancing mug.a dance performed by an animal called the lachlan cameron, a subspecies of asparagus. it involves swinging his girly arms around while kind of jumping on the spot.
possibly a dance to show his hapiness, or a mating ritual, the lachlan often performs this dance to men and young boys
possibly a dance to show his hapiness, or a mating ritual, the lachlan often performs this dance to men and young boys
two boys nick and angus, reported to police yesterday that a creature had attacked them by using its swinging arms and a thrusting hip movement. the boys are now in a critical condition. the creature has been descibed as having girly arms and was happily dancing away
by jason hua February 7, 2005
Get the happy dance mug.To dance with the devil is when you need to take a dump but you are not sure if there is enough toilet paper, but you go for it anyways.
by smacktheweasel October 28, 2010
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