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donkey express 

The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.
K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?
donkey express by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006

Donkey Kong 

An alcoholic beverage consisiting of one part vodka, one part sprite soda, and one part orange juice
Nigga this Donkey Kong is some good shit!
Donkey Kong by drunkenARMY January 6, 2009

Donkey Dicking 

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking
And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class
Donkey Dicking by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

donkey dick

(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.
"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."
donkey dick by Ulvblod ov Fenrir November 2, 2008

Donkey Kong 

The definition of a man that has a penis relatively the same size as a donkey's.
"Look at Callum's Donkey Kong!"
Donkey Kong by Caleb89 August 29, 2006

Donkey Train 

"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"
"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"
Donkey Train by JRep March 6, 2010