Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

G.a.d

Good ass dude

Use being the g.a.d that we are

by Sick.n.balls January 14, 2018

S.A.D

Sucking A Dick

"Hey Johnny, I heard you were quite S.A.D yesterday..."

by ocean2001 February 13, 2018

w.a.d.o

Acronym for whip a dick out

Guy1: i wasn't sure if she wanted sex

Guy2: so what you did?

Guy1: W.A.D.O bro

by Crownhimkrome May 26, 2018

S.A.D.

S.A.D. stands for Salty Anus Disorder. It occurs when someone uses a baguette or other salty carb to masturbate.

Amanda unfortunately has S.A.D.; the doc says she can’t eat carbs for at least 6 months.

by weenforthewin May 16, 2018

S.A.D.

Suck a dick

Cheer yourself up! S.A.D.

by FPAN September 14, 2018