Cow Heavy

A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time

Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021

E-cows

When a weeb hangs around cows for long enough cows will turn into E-cows. This is treatable by going on long nature walks and getting them to socialize. Although if they get exposure to anime its almost always to late.

That cringey anime cosplaying kid got too close to my cows and they turned into E-cows.

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Holy Cow

A really crappy bar in SOMA.

Let's go to the Holy Cow, drink cheap drinks at happy hour and make fun of the frat boys.

by lloyd d April 23, 2006

Holy Cow

Slang for a church organ due to its large and bellowous nature.

...and they all gathered around the holy cow and sang hymns.

by boogers_megee April 27, 2009

Cow-Tail

When a girl takes a dump after having a load blown in her.

"Damn girl, Chris kept creamin' me last night. I have been growing cow-tails all morning.

by Dunkin' Sachell November 10, 2009

Mad cow

Angry Spouse Or Girlfriend.

I came home drunk and the wife started screaming at me like she had the mad cow!

by Ted W. April 25, 2003

Mad cow

A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.

When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2003