Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

Cookie Monster

A person who loves cookies

She is such a cookie monster

by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020

cookie no cracker

when comparing good weed to garbage weed

“ i’m out here smoking cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020

Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.

Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.

by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020

cookie and apple

A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>

COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN

Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E

(Apple is a crazy bitch)

by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020

Cookie cutters

A group of absolute bad ass people. This group of people tend to smoke a lot of weed, drink and many other fucked up stuff to make reality seem better. CC 4 life

You a dumb cunt and your gay - cookie cutters

by Jerk off September 14, 2020