When a bomb, specifically contstructed by ducks (dont' ask), explodes. The ensuing silence before the explosion is "the Compton effect."
In slang often shortened to merely "compton." Refers to the awkward silence after a bad "yo mama" joke.
In slang often shortened to merely "compton." Refers to the awkward silence after a bad "yo mama" joke.
Seth: And dude, it was like 95 degrees outside!
Jenna: That's what she said!
*the compton effect*
Seth: WOW... im impressed, ur comptons are getting longer...
Jenna: That's what she said!
*the compton effect*
Seth: WOW... im impressed, ur comptons are getting longer...
by Jacuzzi April 11, 2007
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aka the porch monkey - is an acholic beverage that consists of a minimum of 7 different liquors and of course a swill of beer. The stronger the liquor and the more variety you use the better and of course the skunkier the beer the better. You must drink it in big gulps and snicker it around a bit. When you wake up two days later, your heads on some randoms persons ass with your wallet missing and your pants wet
by ACKe61 January 3, 2007
Get the straight outta compton mug.A computer is a terrible beast. It secrets vomit, has the ability to rip up a tree in one minute, and has a special tongue to lick it's balls.
Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead.
A computer has several intelligence levels:
PC: As stupid as the user
Super Computer: Unpredictable
Mac: <no intelligence>
A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in virtual sex with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!!
Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead.
A computer has several intelligence levels:
PC: As stupid as the user
Super Computer: Unpredictable
Mac: <no intelligence>
A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in virtual sex with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!!
by High Technologist December 15, 2004
Get the computer mug.A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.
Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.
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Get the Let John Go Back On Computer mug.The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.
Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.
by The Dude June 17, 2004
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