Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.

2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.

by D-Ray April 1, 2004

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

by candiekissez October 6, 2004

Chode of Chode Hall

Ladies and Gentleman, it is my great pleasure to introduce you all to Chode of Chode Hall, the biggest chode of all - figurativly speaking of course, it is, after all, a chode! Good old Chode goes under many other psuedonyms and symonyms - why not try searching for 'chodo baggins' on youtube?

Dude, Chodo had a boner in the boy's changing rooms!
-Eww... that's wack man!
Chyeah, whatta fucking chode!
--Hey I like Chode of Chode Hall.
Fuck you kid!
-Yeah why don't you go die or something!

Sup Brad, did you checka that awesome video of chodo baggins on youtube?
-Shit yeah! That kid's gotta get out more!
Yeah, just as long as he doesn't get his chode out no more, 'tscool!
-Church!

Hey quizy chodo, you suck!
-Ngarrr... stop bullying me you idiot brain! Ngarrrrrrrr...

by Collins dictionary! November 5, 2006

Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

chodé

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010