Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021