Chocolate milkshake

(S): A blow job with which the person receiving the blow job is brown (of South Asian ethnicity).

S: I want a chocolate milkshake!
H: Sorry, another day's better.

by offleash October 29, 2013

Chocolate Push Up

While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.

My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.

by Crazy Larry 1 August 22, 2006

Chocolate Milkshakes

A chocolatey Milky substance. Made with chocolate icecream and milk.

I LOVE chocolate milkshakes!

by Heather McKay June 24, 2008

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A black woman's vagina

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009