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Chav

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.

Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
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well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019
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chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
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chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin
by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019
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Chav

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Chav

A young child.

Before chav became a sterotype this is what the word was used for, especially within the romany community.
“Aww look at the little chav over there
“Oh look it’s Paul and his chavvie”
by hater4leyefe January 18, 2025
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These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.
Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed
by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019
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