chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin
Bless my little chav muffin
by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019
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Gav The Chav

A word used to describe a man called Gavin. He is the toughest motherfucker in the word and he is just a pure chav bastard. This fella could stab you in a heartbeat if you got on his nerves. He also loves Chinese more than life itself so never come between him and the Chinese because you’ll know about it.
“Jaysus that’s gav the chav, he’s some scumbag”
“Don’t cross me or I’ll give you a fellas number and heel sort you out…..it’s gav the chav btw”
by TheMaNHimselfShur March 25, 2023
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Chav 2022

I am so glad not to have grown up like a chav in 2022
*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.
by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022
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Unfriendly Chav

This is for them wannabe popular girls in the UK because they always think that they will get something out of wearing makeup and that but honestly they give me so much cringe I just wanna cry and tell them to stop acting tough and cool.
“This girl she was an unfriendly chav, you should’ve seen her face when she said that to me”
by angelsurpanelu August 27, 2022
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Chav/roadman

A chav/roadman is literally a ned or a Cameron
Omg have u seen cam and Ned proper chav/roadman
by She fit October 14, 2019
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Chav Strands

The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.
Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020
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chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.
"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"
by Macdonald's November 13, 2017
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