Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catch

A fetch(Cool) car

Mom can you please buy cute catch for my sweet 16?

Dude I can't believe your mom let you pull up in a catch at a party.

by kendal58 December 4, 2010

catch a bad one

getting hit in the face with some sort of object like a fist or bottle or bat

If this kid starts something with me he's gunna catch a bad one.

by Gabe February 23, 2005

catching bodies

Body on a body count.

Her body count 3. She out her catching bodies man.

by Loveabud May 25, 2017

Cathy

She's a gorgeous girl, funny, sweet, caring, and sexy. She'll try really hard to make you smile. Cathy is the perfect girl, and you'll fall for her hard and fast.

I wish Cathy was my girl.

by KeepCalmAndLoveForEternity December 15, 2013

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009