i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 11, 2015

Number 3

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 05, 2020

Brother Number One

A self absorbed closet case who reveals his ignorance at every turn

Have you seen the definitions suggested by "Brother Number One" he is such a closet case.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 26, 2004

number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

by PotatoKing0916 February 23, 2017

The Number J

Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.

These shennanagins were brought to you by the Number J

by g-rock March 17, 2009

number five

state of being once taken over by an
uninhibited part that bounces through the crowd leaving
others blazing in the jets either, jumping, partying, and
in general having one hell of a good time w/o really
seeming to need anyone else around to partake
in the festivities

I had one hell of time last night, especially
once Tina reached number five status and
went no holds barred with the ball players
from England who sang in unison "Ole, ole, ole
Gang Bang" once she ventured up to the table.

by Shyantha December 19, 2006