new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

full Liverpool breakfast

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

San Diego Breakfast

n. An energy drink mixed with an IPA-styled beer, and a cannabis joint.

Dude 1: Hey girl, what's good? You look surprisingly happy this morning.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.

by ded_malik January 24, 2022