two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
by Farcical May 8, 2024
Get the spanish blumpkinmug. your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
by Sxfndr December 6, 2020
Get the surprise blumpkinmug. A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
Get the Blumpkin goonmug. When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 24, 2025
Get the drunted skibidi blumpkinmug. Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
by Hairydingle February 22, 2011
Get the Dunkin' Blumpkinmug. by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
Get the Penis blumpkinmug.