A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
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Get the Blumpkin Beer mug.Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
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Get the Reverse Blumpkin mug.The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.
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Get the Lithuanian Blumpkin mug.the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
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Get the blumpkin wrap mug.Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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