blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

Blonde

A stupid person

That chick is definitely blonde because she packed up her stuff and right

by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020

dumb blonde

Heather

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.

by Beep beep chicken noodle soup October 9, 2019