Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

by Barney F. January 18, 2010

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004

eye blow

To stare at a male suggestively as if be blow him in your mind.

Yo Chris, that faggot over there is eye blowing you, I think he wants your dick.

Or Hey Rick, that hot chick must really want you, she's been eye blowing you for like ten minutes.

by Litespeed November 23, 2009

blow off

Blow off is a British slang term usually used by children to mean "fart". This term was prevalent up until recently but its use seems to be declining and the bawdy American version which means to ignore, or snub, is taking over.
This is one of the reasons Americans are laughed at in Britain as it causes some humour in British households.

My older sister was on the phone to her boyfriend last night and I heard her blow off just as she was pretending to kiss him.

Hey these days you dont talk to nobody, you know what they call you down at Morgans Bar? huh? they call you Mr Blow off, yeah ! hey how about that.

by mrgloop April 4, 2008

blowback

The act of exhaling cigarette smoke into the mouth of another person. Often leads to a hook up.

"I had a sweet hook with Sarah after we did blowbacks at Harry's"

by meinubh July 23, 2012

blow

1. blow- to suck dick
2. blow -cocaine in it's powdered state
3. blow. to smoke weed
4. blow- to leave

1. Hey girl, quit playin and blow me down.
2.hey dopeman, you got some blow for sale?
3. I can't wait to blow that big ass blunt.
4. Alright, i'm bout to blow.

by Slangasauras December 9, 2004

blow beans

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004