August 8th

Anti-Simp Day
if you simp you're getting sent to simp jail until tommorow

It's August 8th, you cant simp for the whole day

by Rainzeez August 7, 2021

August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them

Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-

by yorikeh September 28, 2021

August 13

National hug all mayas day!

Hey maya, it’s august 13 i have to hug you!

by Mayalolz January 8, 2021

August 22nd

August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend

Hey it’s august 22nd

oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!

by 2tenlee August 3, 2021

august 21

the birthday of a amazing child named lexi 🤠🥳

“it’s august 21”
“so what?”
“it’s that dumb bitch lexi’s birthday”

by im big daddy bitch 🥴 April 19, 2019

August 10th

The day when you meet up at the bridlewood towers rooftop and not go back home

-Alex are you going to commit August 10th?
-Sorry bro, but I can't miss the shokugeki
-That's fine, maybe next year

by Gavanjeet August 12, 2018

August 22nd

The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.

Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know

by Treyy October 17, 2019