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THE HOTTT SHIT!
Fun to drink with....
by 1SexyB January 28, 2008
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A full size luxury/sports sedan made by Audi in the late 70's till late 80's (later became the model 100). back in the day it was Audi's flagship car had many features such as all wheel disc breaks(type 44 models) electronic climate control hydro power steering/power breaks power seats power windows vacuum powered locks power sunroof. these cars have a 5 cylinder slant engine that has Bosch csi injection they also got a bad rep for unintended acceleration which 60 minutes made a fake rig to make the car speed up on its own. which almost causing Audi to quit selling cars in the states.
by xXDEADINSIDEXx May 14, 2010
Get the Audi 5000s mug.A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
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Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
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Get the audiolization mug.A fucking good band with lyrics that actually mean something, unlike all the mainstream shit played on the radio. slightly depressing music, but damn good. if you've never heard any before, i suggest you download some now.
the first time i heard 'beautiful addiction', i only listened to the music, instead of hearing the lyrics. then i replayed it and listened to what they said. i was moved. this poor, desperate guy with a drug addiction wrote this song, and it just captured me. i became hooked on audiovent.
the first time i heard 'beautiful addiction', i only listened to the music, instead of hearing the lyrics. then i replayed it and listened to what they said. i was moved. this poor, desperate guy with a drug addiction wrote this song, and it just captured me. i became hooked on audiovent.
Change the bag
This IV's draining
And I'm afraid
I need another taste to keep me high
Inebriated
Broken, jaded
Still I need more of you inside
The pain you deal just kills me better
The pain is all that keeps me alive
-Beautiful Addiction from Audiovent's album Dirty Sexy Knights in Paris
This IV's draining
And I'm afraid
I need another taste to keep me high
Inebriated
Broken, jaded
Still I need more of you inside
The pain you deal just kills me better
The pain is all that keeps me alive
-Beautiful Addiction from Audiovent's album Dirty Sexy Knights in Paris
by melaniemelaniemelanie August 30, 2006
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