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atheist

Someone who does not believe in a god, and always mentioning how Christians and other religious people have murdered many people throughout history (even though atheists have killed millions upon millions of more humans in just the 20th Century alone).
Sarah: Hey Greg, I'm an atheist; do you know how many people were killed in the name of God?

Greg: Well, those people weren't really Christians, because real Christians don't murder. However, do you know how many more millions of people were killed under atheistic rule?

Sarah: Errrrrrrr, um, dunno.

Greg: Interesting...
by ChaddyMan April 11, 2011
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Atheists are moral cowards who has decided to reject God in order to live a materialistic, corrupt lifestyle, while claiming to be superior to those who do not follow on their path of ignorance. Usually reject any sort of afterlife as well. Often emo teenagers who have had a poor relationship with their parents and feel the need to resist any sort of authority. Some grow up at some point and accept God, but others just turn into shallow husks of men who can be found trolling internet forums, or creating sad internet communities where they just pat each other on the back all day. Occasionally a moronic atheist will attempt to sue the government or complain about "In God we Trust, God Bless the USA, One Nation, Under God" or other statements.

Atheists are hypocritical in their criticism of organized religion as seen from their behavior and atheists will often try to convert you, despite their complaints when Christians or anybody says something they don't agree with. Most atheists are often leftists and would implement idiotic liberal social and government policies if given the chance. Thankfully nobody would elect an atheist.
So some atheist moron tried to turn me away from my faith yesterday, what an idiot, I would never listen to those emo losers.
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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Atheist

It is a common mis-belief that Atheists are people who simply deny all religions. This is wrong. True Atheists are people who simply do not believe that there is a point in life. Religious people who bash on Atheists are not religious, for if they were, they would respect others decisions. True Atheists do accept religions and understand why people believe in them, and in their opinion, are simply metaphors for how to live life. Anybody who claims to be an Atheist because "God" hasn't given anything to them, are not Atheist. Atheists are good people, and they do live by Christianities rules. Atheists are not people who believe in Scientology, which is also a common mistake people make.
Idiot Christian: I feel pity for idiot Atheists who don't believe in God. I hope they all go to hell.
by Büchner June 30, 2010
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Atheist girl

Massive slut who is into kinky things and fetishes. She is able to to take it deep in the ass and would be able to gyrate her ass on your cock as you fucked her. Most prostitutes are atheist girls like this. Normally into fisting, rimming, scat play, enema's and other dirty sexual acts. An atheist girl is good during that period of life when you want to experiment with your sexual limits but she is otherwise a forgettable, unintelligent person who, outside of sex, screams about the "oppression" religion imposes upon her.
An Atheist girl will do things no Christian girl would. She isn't girlfriend or marrying material and is only good for sex.
by Skialian January 12, 2014
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Atheist

from a Christian's point of view:
(n.) a hoplessly depressing and pessimistic person who takes pleasure in questioning Christianity; half of a person since they've got almost nothing to hope for after death
Atheist: There's no God - you guys are all dumbasses! We were put on this Earth to die and that's that!
Christian: No, we were put on this Earth to live and to love. But I respect your opiniion.
Atheist: Yeah, whatever you goody-two shoes...
by ViolaKamilia February 22, 2009
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atheinist

An internet warrior, who proudly keeps mentioning that (s)he lacks belief in God(s), and chooses to pick on people, asking for their proofs for the existence of God.
Adam: Can you not stop preaching and actually prove your religion is true or likely to be true?

Eve: Get a life, you useless lowlife atheinist!
by Marx ﷺ July 25, 2018
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athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra
by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021
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