anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

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anus

The place where your farther shoved his pp into
And where thirsty people look at ;)

The anus is a mans favourite thing, except for boobs.

by The champion of pog July 12, 2021

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A best friend, someone whom you can always trust and you want to always support. They can take a while to open up, and can start off really closed off, but once you earn their trust you’ll never want to let them go. They’re a funny, clever, kind person and they manage to make everyday a wonderful day.

Person A: Hey Anu! I’m glad you’re always here for me.
Person B: You think I’m an Anu? What a pleasure!

by anonymous July 17, 2021

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Anus Accent

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.

An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.

Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?

Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.

by Christian Handersun July 25, 2021

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Anus Theif

A person who steals other people's anuses

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!

Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!

by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021

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