Fat Andy

One who is a gangsta and has very little or no teeth. A Fat Andy is also known to drink large amounts of alcohol "to his/her face". Fat Andys are also sexually attracted to pudding. Fat Andys can live anywhere from the suburbs to in a car when experiencing "hard times".

Johnny Jerk off: Hey whose that guy drinkin a 60 to his face and eatin all that puddin'?

Crusty Bitch: Oh dats a Fat Andy.

by Bonzerilla December 7, 2006

Hamish and Andy

The funniest comedy duo in the world! They are on 92.9 (wa) and the equivilant radio stations around Australia at 4-6pm. Hamish is very hot and loves fred bassit. Andy is Megan Gales boyfriend and seems to control hamish a bit and is not too fond of Fred Bassit. But we love him too :)

ily guys!!! hope you see this ;P
xxxx

person a) Did you hear hamish and andy last night????
person b) YES! they were hilarious!! i almost wet my pants listening to them

by moooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 22, 2009

Airborne andy

This involves first waiting until the victims back is turned. You must then pull down your trousers and underwear, completely exposing your cock and balls. You then wait for the victim to turn around, and perfectly time a vertical jump, to ensure that you are completely airborne when their eyes first meet your tackle. The jump has a sort of 'zero gravity' effect on the male genitals, causing them to float up from their normal position, thus creating a new, unexpected and interesting way of pranking your victim.

I just turned around and Jonny hit me with an airborne andy!

by Jay87 November 6, 2006

Oh Andy

An exclamation used when responding to something titillating with sarcasm, when there is an overt or hidden bit of truth in the mutual desire to achieve the goal of the original statement.

Etymology: The phrase was used by Floyd, the barber on The Andy Griffith Show (look up Floyd Lawson on Wikipedia for mroe info). Floyd said this expression frequently, evoking a wide stance mood to the scene.

The phrase is most effectively used when using a somewhat shaky, falsetto voice and possibly a Pat-like (SNL fame) chest stroke are used to accentuate the statement. Frequently used in Elgin, IL and greater Chicagoland area.

Bubbles: You want to get dinner?
Steve: I guess, what do you want?
Bubbles: Beer.
Steve: Oh Andy!
Bubbles: I guess we should get food too.
Steve: As long as there's beer, my body will live on.

by KerriBeth January 21, 2008

Dirty andy sonn

when you give your self a bj until you cum then use it as lotion

>Dude giving your self an Dirty Andy Sonn is good for skin.

-Haha how?!

>Because the skeet is good protein for you skin!

by evan n joshh October 31, 2011

Pulling an Andy

A term used when backing out of work last minute (even if you promised to you'd come in today) with no explanation (not even a lame one like "I'm sick").

1. "Hey, where's Keith today?"
"Oh, Keith pulled an Andy today. He's not coming in."
"Keith pulled an Andy? Is that what you're telling me?"

2. "Hey guys, I know I said I was definitely working tomorrow, but I'm thinking about pulling an Andy. Maybe I'll be there, maybe I won't"

by FitzgeraldsClara December 24, 2008

Dirty Andy

The breakfast combo of a coffee and a muffin

Bro I'm going to dunkin, want a dirty andy?

by goofyjim January 15, 2018