Accidentally a Depp

The event of forgetting a word in a sentence or misspelling an obvious word. This occasionally happens in chat rooms when said person types too fast and accidentally skips a word in a sentence.

Person 1:
"Oh no, I to go home!"

Person 2:
"Accidentally a Depp!"

by Alan Smithee2 August 20, 2013

Accid

Some horrible armpit smell, so bad it smells like expired Axe deodorant turned into acid. Accid smell may take over the entire building in seconds. People say "Accid" smell is usually found in your coworker's overused jacket.

"EVACUATE THE BULDING, DONNA JUST TOOK OF HER ACCID SWEATER"

"When he gets his hands up, that accid smell makes anyone run for their lives"
Dude, your jacket is the definition of accid

Bro, you need some deodorant! You smell accid!!

by Howwedo November 21, 2014

accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.

Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.

by Wirffkes January 15, 2010

Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

by BusBusBusBusBus February 26, 2017

The ol' particle accelerator

The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.

"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"

"How was it?"

"Good"

by Theresmilkonthecat February 15, 2017