second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 11, 2020

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 5, 2023

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.

He's in the second messiah movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011