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Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.
Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.
by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022
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human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.
See previous example of human horn.
by bryanfred May 19, 2006
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Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
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human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011
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Pragmatic Humanism

a version of secular humanism which emphasizes the importance of natural biology and chemistry in achieving humanist goals; four key points are 1) brain health 2) mood management 3) impulse control and 4) critical thinking; it claims that it can achieve demonstrable results that make it superior to both traditional religions and non-religious philosophies; it developed as a more mature and straight forward take on Sun Worshipping Atheism
He started following Pragmatic Humanism after a friend got him to try it out.
by Wandering Spirit Warrior September 5, 2014
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human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.
Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......
by quare fellow March 15, 2004
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Liquid Human

I put liquid Human in her vagina
by Idrinkmyowncum February 10, 2022
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