Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022

Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

by Guildholm August 15, 2018

The Nude Boat Rower

A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.

"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob

James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"

by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011

The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011