by tcf05 November 13, 2023

by Good reactions June 18, 2017

An emphasis that highlights situations where women are too blind to see an obvious statement to a hilarious degree.
Guy: Jack was into you.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: He only showed up to Hangouts when you were there, making jokes about leaving his stuff at your place, and even got mad and left when I sat next to you one time because he thought I was your boyfriend. So yeah, Jack was trying to get with you.
Girl: I thought he was just being nice. I don't get it.
Guy: Women ☕
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: He only showed up to Hangouts when you were there, making jokes about leaving his stuff at your place, and even got mad and left when I sat next to you one time because he thought I was your boyfriend. So yeah, Jack was trying to get with you.
Girl: I thought he was just being nice. I don't get it.
Guy: Women ☕
by Thecrimsonfcker September 3, 2025

by Shawn13 September 21, 2016

by smolpp9000 September 27, 2023

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Cruel prostitutes. Only want money. Even just to talk to you.
That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.
One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex
with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?
That's their opener, and if you fail there it's over forever.
They don't even want to be friends.
One day they'll be married.
Just think of their poor husband slaving away for sex
with someone who hates him and really only cares about money?
by the guy sleeping in the gutter January 16, 2022
