Friend Window

A point in time,during dating where the two become just friends.It's not planned,just happens over time,when the two become to comfortable.

Stacy:All Brad and i do is cuddle,i don't think i really like him.
Kelly:Maybe you hit the friend window?
Stacy:yea all we do is hangout.....

by K-Sea December 11, 2006

window licker

a mentally impaired person, a helmet, a 'tard
on who rides the short bus.

I saw that window licker riding the short bus with all the other 'tards last week.

by Jasonian December 28, 2005

Windows Vista

The new version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 20, 2005

windows

A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!

"Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"

by Manella April 8, 2003

Windows

A peice of crap OS that has only one way to properly fix it.

1. Enter Command Prompt
2. Type 'Format C:'
3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1
4. Follow onscreen instructions
5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.

I fixed Windows, I got Linux.

by _|-|}06 & bOb June 9, 2005

Windows

Something that wasn't good enough to be named Doors

Windows crashed on me again.

by Rip off October 25, 2003

Windows XP

Another fine Weapon of Mass Annoyance from the Osama Bin Gates terror cell.

Ready to forge an international coalition and call it Operation Infinite Folly: shock and awe Redmond with mass quantities of inconvenient error reports. I want to choke the bastard who thought of that one.

by The Great Cornholio January 5, 2004