When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
by Chrizpy February 10, 2018
Get the southern kart wheel mug.The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
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Get the Jesus took the wheel mug.by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006
Get the Jesus take the wheel mug.Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
Get the Your wheels are turning! mug.A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.
by Crimson September 14, 2004
Get the Holy Hell on Wheels mug.The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
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