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Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?
Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time
I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time
by gcskyway August 2, 2025
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Wartime Brosef

A friend who excels when their bro is in a really big jam. He is the first brosef his friends call when someone dies, with work issues, advice, and with most traumatic events.

He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.
Vern: FUCK, my business partner is driving me nuts and my wife is pissed I watched the ball game with the guys too. I need to vent to someone NOW.

Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.

Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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waste of sperm

A dismissive term used to describe a person, thing, or situation

that isn’t worth the time, effort, or stress because it adds zero value and is ultimately irrelevant.
"Bro keeps arguing about pineapple on pizza like it’s a Supreme Court case, total waste of sperm."
"fuck her? Waste of sperm man"
by madhoundtitus September 11, 2025
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Watery-Warts

1. Originated in Barcelona, Spain.
2. The pioneer of this 'word' goes by the name of 'The Grotesque' (make of it what you will!)
3. Is the purest sensation on a hot day after walking for extended periods of time.
4. Anthony usually has a big one with him.
5. The girls love it when you offer them some.
6. Can usually be found in most dwellings or more easily on a rainy day.
Mr. X: "Rich, your watery-warts looks nice. Can I have a bit, please?"
Rich: "Sure, here you go".
(Mr. X is silent whilst he swigs from the bottle of watery-warts)...
Mr. X: "Thanks".
Rich: "Your welcome".
by geetyler May 22, 2006
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Gentleman Warts

When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
by schogirl January 11, 2010
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