wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

wipefest

A wipefest happens in World of Warcraft when a group of people enter a raid without adequate preparation. As the boss strikes down the entire group for the tenth times, getting wiped out becomes a ritual of epic fail that is commonly referred to as a wipefest.

Person A: Okay for Thadd positive on the left side, negative on the right side.
Person B: ?????
Person C: Well, that'll be a wipefest.

by Lyo Me February 23, 2012

wiper-blade

(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.

Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.

by King Kenobi June 1, 2017

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.

by twonathon January 25, 2018

Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019

Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.

Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper

by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022

Getting Some Wipes

The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai

I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes

by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021