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three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Pickle the wind

To flatulate. Specifically a warm smelly flatulation
Sorry dude, you might wanna give some space. I'm about to pickle the wind in this bitch
by AJO612 October 28, 2022
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rice wind day

every friday the thirteenth you go outside and throw rice into the air
Bob “Hey did you hear it’s Rice Wind Day?”
Lily “No what’s that?”
Bob “A holiday where you throw rice in the air!”
by miniturtleman August 13, 2021
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Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis
I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out
by Krag 2 November 29, 2022
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The Wind Turbine

The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.

The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!

If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!

Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!

I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by ButtBiggals March 12, 2025
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Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.
Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.
by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020
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Oklahoma wind sniffer

An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times
(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night

(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer
by Scary tarry613 February 15, 2025
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