smacking and whacking

To zealously stimulate one's own genitals.

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.

by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Wackass Sucka

One that sucks, and possesses a wack ass.

Man 1: Hey! You just hit my car!
Man 2: Get fisted! Wackass sucka! *Drives away*

by Octopusi November 16, 2020

wackawackamunvopinions

He’s the funniest anime TikTok creator and he didn’t deserve to get banned 15 times

Ya know that wackawackamunvopinions us about to get banned from TikTok again

by tojis_lefttoe December 30, 2021

Wacka Bonka

how my dad refers to beating your meat

I just had a the craziest wacka bonka

by Wacka Bonka master September 2, 2022

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.

Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.

by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018