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poke war

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.
After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.
by DazedDingo June 21, 2006
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Gears of War 3

An excellent ending to an amazing series. I almost shed a tear several times in the campaign.

If you're good, multiplayer is more fun and addicting than any other Gears game. It's also a more serious choice for hardcore gamers too. Just because you have a KD of 10,000 in Call of Duty doesn't mean you'll be good at Gears of War (sorry, no camping here.).

Best game yet of 2011, as of the date this was written, and probably one of the best Xbox 360 exclusives that you'll ever play.
*SPOILER ALERT*

For those who aren't concerned about the campaign but are curious about how it ends, this is what happens:

Dom dies saving the crew from the Locust/Lambent, the crew finds out immulsion is a parasitic life form that turns whatever comes into lengthy contact with it into a mindless zombie, Adam Fenix (Marcus' dad) dies after setting off a neutron-type bomb that kills only immulsion after injecting himself with it to see how it spread, The Locust Queen dies, Marcus and Anya repopulate the world together, and Carmine survives. There, you now know the major plot points of the Gears of War 3 campaign.
by CaptainHurpDurp October 2, 2011
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Furry War

It all started on November 10th 2018, The TikTok thots have decided to infiltrate the furries. While the furries were still going strong the front line of defense for the TikTok Thots were down. They called for back up, once the Gamer Boys showed up on December 8th 2018. The furries army have been severely beaten, some brave gamer boys have been living among the furries to infiltrate behind enemy lines. While the TikTok thots and Gamer boys are fighting the Furries, the wamen have been in the kitchen making them sandwiches for their returns. Sadly one day some wamen have been held hostage by the Furries. We have no contact with them so there whereabouts are untraceable. The gamer boys have been doing their best fortnite dances in hopes the Wamen will be released. The Furries seemed to be getting stronger by the end of the war. The gamer boys had to team up with the Weebs to win this war. While that was happened the Wamen packed up their kitchens and went into battle to fight along side their owners.
“Drop an F for the Fallen Troops”
“Sr, The Furries got Srg. Thiccums and are holding our Wamen captive, this Furry War can’t go on”
by ThotPatrol;) January 18, 2019
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The War Against Furries

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.
Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"
by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018
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The console/gaming war

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.
The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh
by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013
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Honkey nut war

A honkey nut war is a playground term used in Western Australia to describe when children collect as many honkey nut's as possible and throw them at each other. It is usually "every man for himself" though can be played with teams. Most teachers frown upon honkey nut throwing and will give detentions to those caught.
"A honkey nut war broke out in the play ground today around the big tree. "

"ITS A HONKEY NUT WAR!!!!"
by waboy April 26, 2015
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Man-O-War

Man-O-War was a Type of ship that was heavily armed and was ready for battle usually they fought pirates.
Ahoy maties Man-O-War ahead”. “Get them landlubbers”.
by Pixel_Gamer February 13, 2020
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