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twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe
What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.
by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017
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Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
Hello do you have twat cream?
by Rags317 March 2, 2019
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Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016
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Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021
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Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
mugGet the Twat Platesmug.

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 24, 2010
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Twat burger

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.
by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015
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