Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

Twat Waffle by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

twat snot 

Vaginal lubrication

Mary: What is that slimy substance that collects in my nether regions whenever Billiam is near?
Shelia: That's twat snot.

twat snot by ladyboner69 October 4, 2011

Twat Hat 

a twat hat is a silly hat that has become big around Liverpool since 2005/2006 the twat hat is a silly hat with flaps on the side, its like a south park hat but alot shitter and it makes ya look like a tit!
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!

aka LOWEY

omfg lad!!! look at him in that stupid twat hat, lets kick him!

Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop

Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!

Twat Hat by Kae Dubbleyoo November 3, 2008

twat rat 

good old 'that time of the month' replacement for your cock.

not tonight the twat rat has beaten you to it.

twat rat by Fat Matt October 24, 2003

Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

Twat Waffle by thenydondada December 10, 2013

twat block 

similar to a cock block; a 'girl' friend stepping in to run off the ugly girl your stuck talking to; More likely to happen at a club/bar

Girl: 'Man, that girl wouldn't step off, and she was ugly!'Friend: "Thanks for twat blocking"Girl: "'yeah, anytime'BOTH: (continue drinking excessively)

twat block by tellulah January 11, 2009

twat waffles 

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia

that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....

twat waffles by Mozes March 13, 2005