Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

Tokyo Sandblaster

When a man is receiving a handjob and right before the guy busts a nut, the one jacking him off rubs the tip of the male's penis with the palm of their hand.

Person 1: Hey, what'd you think of that Tokyo Sandblaster I gave you last night?
Person 2: Don't do that shit again, now I can't piss without it hurting.

by SandDownMyTip August 8, 2023

Tokyo Tootsie Roll

A competition between two people when they have their legs interlocked. Their anuses firm pressed together. Then one person begins to push a large length of firm excrement completely into the other persons anus. The goal of the person receiving is to push the excrement back into the originating person's body as if it were a normal bowel movement.

I tried to give bro that Tokyo Tootsie Roll but he pushed it back.

On our date we stayed up all night playing Tokyo Tootsie Roll.

by anonymous July 18, 2024

Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

by robotlithuania August 2, 2024

Tokyo starfish

When a person shoves a piece of sushi in their partners ass, they must fart the sushi into the air and the other party must catch it like a seal or dolphin.

" We were trying a tokyo starfish for the first time, I missed catching it with my mouth and it hit me in the eye. Subsequently, I now have pink eye."

by Jamesless August 16, 2024

todaynight

When you are so high or drunk that you forget if the current time is the afternoon or at night. So you combine both words into a nonsensical portmanteau.

Hey Jeff I’ll see you this todaynight.

by WeirdShitsInMyTits September 9, 2023

Takayla

No neck

Takayla is Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

by dat guy man September 22, 2023