Hebrew Teacher

A living joke, i flick off my Hebrew Teahcer, curse at her and yell fuck and stuff, and she doesn't notice. Hebrew teachers are not teachers, they are just Israelis the school hires for cheap.

Dr. Lurya: when you have a question, you must raise your finger
Me: ok you dumb fucking hebrew teacher *flicks her off*
Dr. Lurya: yes what is your question?

by foober sooob November 13, 2007

English Teacher

Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.

That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.

by europopian September 1, 2009

8-bit Theater

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.

Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.

by David January 19, 2004

Teacher

Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life

Teachers are losers

by @????? November 23, 2015

English Teacher

The person I’m getting hard at right now.

Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.

by Jerking off 24/7 April 25, 2022

National fuck your math teacher day

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.

Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!

by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020

Teather

The brand name of a fruit leather snack made with white tea leaves and whole fruit. The word is a play on its two key aspects: tea and fruit leather. Originated in 2009.

Oh honey, can you satisfy my insatiable desire for something sweet, chewy and that lasts a long time? On second thought, go pick up a pouch of Teather at the store!

by Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman September 4, 2010