Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics

Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.

Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012