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Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.
Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!
by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021
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Covid lollipop

To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .

I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
by Gocian March 7, 2021
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rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
by SikentG October 10, 2020
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Covid-🎰

When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.
Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
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COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022
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Covid feelings

Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.
“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “
by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021
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Covid eugenicist

A specific type of asshole who sees the coronavirus pandemic as a desired form of social Darwinism where only the strong survive it, believing it perfectly acceptable to allow vulnerable segments of the population die from preventable disease.

Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.

While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).

Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Standard covid eugenicist arguments:

"99% survive*"

Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"

"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"

Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."

"I got it and came out just fine"

Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"

"I refuse to live in fear"

Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)

Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"

(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
by Clever Velociraptor January 26, 2022
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