Covid-ginity

When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.

I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.

by ASChicagoan February 11, 2021

Covid Memory Fog

This is a way of defining a person who cannot or remembers very little of anything pre 2020/during the Covid Pandemic. This could be due to people's substance use during the pandemic or their inability to do anything with their lives. Including, binge watching anime for hours. Playing video games for hours. Drinking or smoking themselves to death. Or just flat out introverted behavior.

James: Hey we met before?
Earl: No i'm from New York
James: Yeah i went to high school in New York... you have Covid Memory Fog dude...
Or
James: do you remember the time we went to the bar and had that big fight with those 4 guys?
Earl: Fight? I've never fought ever?
James: Dude we were talking about it for weeks in College? You have Covid Memory Fog!

by George Washington the 31st November 26, 2025

COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

by Your mate August 8, 2021

COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.

I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.

by randomtruths February 9, 2022

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.

I need to shred the covid kilos.

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021

Covid Joiner

Covid Joiner is the definition of newfag

You're fucking Covid Joiner, stop talking shit.

by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.

"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"

by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021