Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

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Boof

To biff, fuck up basically. To while out or get destroyed. Shitting ones bed... making a mistake

"Awww just boofed my knee on the coffee table"

"THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY THURSDAY NOT FRIDAY IM GUNNA GET FIRED!"

by K8TERSH8TERS July 27, 2025

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lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

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BOOF-N-SPOOF!!

Simply when one consumes a HOT-RAIL up the shithole instead of the sniff hole. (HOT-RAIL BEING METHAMPHETAMEENS thru a hot glass tube)

Bro 1: Yo dood! You ever done a BOOF-N-SPOOF!!!!????

Bro 2: Naw man whats that?

Bro 1: Dood! Its a hot rail throuu the butt yo! GETS YOU SO GEEKED AND TWEEKED!

Bro 2: Man! Sounds METHED UP!(spoken with happy excited energetic laughter) I can't wait to try it!

by Kevin MF DANGER! March 29, 2022

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Boof

To insert something into your anus. It indeed is not always free.. or even voluntary.

“Hey can I get some of that” “ yeah, if you boof it”

by JackAuf February 27, 2022

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boof booth

boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.

Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!

by Kalamazoo234 September 6, 2013

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