when you goofed up so bad that you jynxed yourself to the point of stupid humiliation; a really stupid way to mess up that led to you being rightfully jynx because of how dumb you were
Jon was so sure he had won that game that he was celebrating his victory even after he actually loss. He jonx boofed himself so hard he didn't even realize it.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
Get the jonx boofmug. by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
Get the Boofmug. by WaysideWorks March 31, 2020
Get the Boofmug. by booflover9 December 12, 2024
Get the Boofmug. 1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
by danasp_42 October 14, 2023
Get the Boofmug. put it in ya arse
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buy a shirt celebrating the boof:
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^ profits go to a single mom
by boof on the roof April 16, 2025
Get the Just Boof Itmug. “That’s boof”
“Yo this song is so boof”
“Yo this song is so boof”
by The Fucking Lizard King December 1, 2020
Get the Boofmug.