James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys
Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.
Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.
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AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
"Oh no"
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Get the portuguese sponge bath mug.Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
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Get the The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice mug.When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
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A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.
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