Suck my salt

Basically the same as saying suck my dick

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch

by THEFINALCHAPTER November 8, 2020

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

Salt mommy

A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.

I want a salt mommy

by Sparkle_gelatine September 3, 2024

SALTS

SMILED A LITTLE THEN STOPED

When your friend sends you somthing funny but it’s really not

Person:(sends video)
Me: SALTS

by Xrayv4104 November 20, 2020

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

Salt

The act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.

Bob: "Bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were retarded."

Jake from State Farm: "HOLY SHIT THE SALT. Naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?"

Bob: "Alright, my bad"

by ICEBALLER October 8, 2014