Southlake Texas is a very rich suburb of the dfw area that gets a lot of hate because all of the luxuries people own. It’s not the kids fault that they grew up here and have nice things and less fourtunate surrounding cities love to bash of southlake calling them spoiled and rude just because of what they own. Southlake is known for breeding pretty people and professional atheletes as well as millionaires. southlake has the best school district and sports in Texas and is filled with kind people. The jealousy people have against southlake only feeds Southlakes ego so keep it coming and stop being poor
by Love76072 May 26, 2019
The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.
"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"
by XcupcakeX January 23, 2009
Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."
by Dr. A July 06, 2004
When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
by ElRae August 15, 2011
the largest university in Texas. Due to the 10% rule and relatively good academics, many high school seniors apply here as a safety school. It is probably the largest safety school in the South because they weren't able to get into a private, often Ivy League, school instead.
Student: Hey where are you going to school next year?
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...
by Jane26 November 08, 2006
A stupid town in Texas where retards are allowed to own computers and have nothing better to do with their lives except for making stupid pages dissing people they've never talked to.
by mckinneyisstupid August 17, 2011
also known as tu
students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed
Full of hippies and queers
students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed
Full of hippies and queers
by JP January 28, 2005